Vince Laws offers some culinary tips with a dash of poetic licence...
17 November 2010
Blog
EAT THE POOR Recipe 1 Scapegoat Curry: Ask your local Lib Dem or Tory butcher to cut scrag end of poor person into bite-sized chunks. Pepper with insults. Fry until no longer red, then set aside. Tip the chilly winter sauce into the pan, add slander, diced threats, chopped benefits, and reduce forever. Serve cold, topped with a banker’s bonus. Enjoy. EAT THE POOR Recipe 2 Stuffed Student. Ask your local Lib Dem or Tory butcher to fillet a student as near to the bone as possible and...